The secret to happiness
The secret to happiness
The secret to happiness
Is getting up and dance

YEAH

Ok, here we go
Oh thank you, thank you

Now if you're like me
You love to dance the funk
You love to get up
You love to yelp

But the problem with that
Is making funk is pretty hard
I'm gonna ask the robots for help
YEAH

Hey robots
Can you help a sister out
Can you come over here and show me
Just what making funk is all about
YEAH

Of course we can help you
Just hand the piano over here
We will make the instrumental track while
You sing about having cheer

Well thank you robots
I was having trouble with that part
Now everybody listen up to me
Cause the real funk's about to start
YEAH

It's time to
(ROBOT NOISES)

Uh, robots, are you ok
What are you doing?
Hello funk girl
Uh yeah, are you guys done

Yes, we apologize
The funk is now here
Please continue

Ok, starting now

It's time to dance the funk
Grab your friends and jump around
Get up

OH COME ON

And in the end, turns out the funk was stronger than we could handle
The robots took over and shot all of our kneecaps out
Now dancing is a thing of the past
And all the humans as of the year 2099 walk on crutches
And we are no longer left to our own devices, but controlled by the powers that be

OH YEAH ROBOT FUNK YEAH